It's not Monday, and it's not Hump Day; so it must be "Tickle Tuesday". Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and make your week just a little brighter. Enjoy!
A blond was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said,
"Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life, and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said,
"Never mind, found one."
Have a great week!