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Saturday, August 27, 2005 State Mottos…or What They Should Be.

  1. Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
  2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
  3. Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
  4. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
  5. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
  6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
  7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
  8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
  9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
  10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
  11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
  12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
  13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
  14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
  15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
  16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
  17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
  18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
  19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
  20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
  21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
  22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
  23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
  24. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
  25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
  26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
  27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
  28. Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
  29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
  30. New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
  31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
  32. New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
  33. North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
  34. North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
  35. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
  36. Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
  37. Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
  38. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
  39. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
  40. South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
  41. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
  42. Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where
  43. Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
  44. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
  45. Vermont: Yep
  46. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
  47. Washington: What Rain?
  48. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
  49. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
  50. Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
  51. Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

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