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Tuesday, April 04, 2006 Tickle Tuesday!

Here is some important financial advice:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, of $1000.00 you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,and drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:11 AM :: 9 comments

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