Celebrating Women...for the Real World
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
ATTENTION ALL ROAD CONSTRUCTION CREWS IN HOUSTON
This is a special public service announcement. The Texas Department of Public Highways, Public Transportation, Utility Commission, and any other entity that has decided to muck-up every possible route that I can take to work; please note that, for the rest of this week, year, whatever, you are to take a MANDATORY BREAK each and every work day from 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. No trucks or heavy equipment of ANY type is to be on the road during this time. You are instructed to find a nice cozy spot and enjoy a refreshment of your choice. Kick back, take a nap, whatever, but under no circumstances are you to work during this break period. You WILL be paid IN FULL for this break. If you do not take a break, your punishment will be getting yelled at by one full bodied blond (sort of) bitch who is SICK, SICK, SICK of being stuck in traffic-DAILY!
That is all.....you may now return to your regularly scheduled programing!
Posted by Sheri & SuZan ::
8:39 AM ::
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