Celebrating Women...for the Real World
Saturday, July 30, 2005 Baseball as America - Grand Slam Summer

We had a great time today at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. We went to see the exhibit “Baseball as America” Baseball’s Hall of Fame showing at the Museum until mid August. But the treat had to be for my son. He is a huge sports fan and wants to be a sports broadcaster when he is an adult. We arrived there around 10:30 in the morning and saw a flyer for a show featuring Larry Dierker, Milo Hamilton and Richard Justice as guests to join in a “lively discussion” on Announcers and the Game they love with Curt Smith.

It was quite entertaining and yes as advertised “lively”, of course I was thinking to myself “My kid is in absolute heaven”. After their discussion they opened it up for questions from the audience and before I could turn around and to see if my son was interested, he was out of his seat and headed toward the microphone. He asked them for tips and advice to go into broadcasting and he got some very good advice.

Curt Smith wrote “Voices of Summer” and Larry Dierker wrote “This Ain't Brain Surgery: How to Win the Pennant without loosing your Mind” so after the show they had a book signing (my son was walking about five feet off the ground). He stood in line and when he got up to have his books signed, both Smith and Dierker remembered him and continued talking to him about broadcasting; posed for pictures; called my husband in for a picture (Larry Dierker was my husband’s hero when he was growing up). What a day! What a special time for my son! And best of all, the way he handled himself gave me a memorable “Proud Mama Moment”.
.


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:43 PM :: 6 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Friday, July 29, 2005 Kids and Pets

This was forwarded to me from a friend. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story
below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
"something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his
room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad.
Can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him
into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his
back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having
babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we
didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she
inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my
most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she
informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on.
I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're
about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter
of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do
think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a
tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it
next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried
several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they
could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the
females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet ," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women
can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one
thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the
little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.
"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I
speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to
step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In
fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see,
Ernie is young male. And occasionally, as they come in to maturity,
like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he
did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you
know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And
giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the
woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless
manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that... I'm
picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for
more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled
the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was
going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told
me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 - Lizards - $140...
1 - Cage - $50...
Trip to the Vet - $30..

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's wacker.....Priceless!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:52 AM :: 6 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The 100 Most Powerful Women in the World

This article is in the August 2005 issue of Forbes Magazine; written by Elizabeth MacDonald and Chana R. Schoenberger . The rankings are based on a combination of economic impact and cultural clout. Some of the women’s rank was no surprise, but with others it was. What was enlightening was how many women in the world are in positions of political and/or economical power. “We’ve come a long way baby!”

Here are some familiar names and their ranking in the article:

#1 - Condoleezza Rice
#4 – Laura Bush
#5 – Hilliary Rodham Clinton
#6 – Sandra Day O’Connor
#7 – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
#21 – Margaret Thatcher
#25 – Barbara Walters
#26 – Diane Sawyer
#30 – Elizabeth Dole
#57 – Katy Couric
#62 – Oprah Winfrey


Here is a Link for the complete list.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:03 AM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Self Portrait Friday


My Favorite T


Today is Self Portait Friday again. Today's theme is you and your favorite T-shirt. This is it, I purchased it right after the WNBA was formed. I was absolutely thrilled when women entered the professional basketball arena and of course the unforgetable run that the Houston Comets had.


Sheri's Shirt

This is my FAVORITE shirt! My dear, sweet husband (who's taking me out for dinner tonight) bought this for me the week after we got married. When we were dating, he said I'd always be his Princess! I love you honey!

(Sorry I wasn't wearing it. I don't think the partners at the firm would see the humor in it!)

Link on over to Katy's The Grass Isn't Greener to see today's players.


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:08 AM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, July 28, 2005 The Complaint Department


The Complaint Department

OK.....Now that Sheri and I have ranted about our financial woes (see the following two posts). We decided to set up our complaint department.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 5:23 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Do I LOOK Like I'm Made of Money?


As you may recall, I went to the Dentist on Monday. I do have dental insurance, so the initial exam and cleaning was free (yipee). I'm sitting here looking at this "treatment plan" and still can't stop chuckling when I see the word "Prophylaxis-adult". Am I the only one who thinks that sounds very close to a word for something related to sex?

Now for the part that I hate.

Mr. Dentist comes in with is smile and calm voice and says "Ms. Kendrick, you have fractured your porcelain crown on a tooth that did not have a root canal. Because of the crack, you have leakage (ok, major yuck). You'll need a root canal and another crown. There is another tooth that looks as if a rather large filling was replaced. There is decay around that and not enough tooth left for me to drill out the old and the decay and refill. You need a crown there as well. You only have two additional cavities that need to be filled and I'm going to suggest an Occlusal guard." My response- "I don't care what type of guard he is, as long as he has a tight butt!" The Hygeneist (sp)thought this was so funny, she had to leave the room from laughing so hard!

"OK" I say. "So, how much are we talking?" To which Mr. Dentist replies "Oh, your insurance covers a good bit of the cost. You'll have to visit with my assistant. She'll explain everything."

I go up front. "Hello assistant, I'm Ms. Kendrick and you are supposed to have some information for me." "Why, yes I do", she says in her sweet southern drawl. "Your insurance covers this much, and this is all you have to pay. When would you like to schedule your appointment?" I take the sheet to get a closer look. "Holy (expletive of your choice here). My portion is $939.80. Why, I could have a baby for less than this!" I exclaim.

Being the good assistant that she is, her response was "Yes, but your teeth won't have to go to college!"

Touche!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:34 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

My Makeup & My Money Are Melting Away In Texas...not to mention my mind!


The a/c saga continues… I have been such a good girl shopping around that I think that I am now satisfied that I am not totally being ripped off. The cost is so high because we have to replace the outside unit; the inside unit; all new duct work; add two additional vents and adding an intake on the other side of the house. But what has surprised me is the range of cost for all of this (who am I kidding…I’ve been shell shocked throughout this whole process).

Estimate #1 $8600.00
Estimate #2 $7500.00
Estimate #3 $6100.00
Estimate #4 $6250.00
Estimate #5 $5200.00

So hopefully next week we can be comfortable in the house between 4 and 7 pm. again. I know hubby and the boy are probably looking forward to some meals cooked since my kitchen has been shut down, and we will actually be able to have friends over and entertain again (well maybe not we’ll be broke…lol).


UPDATE:
Saw this on The Grass Isn't Greener site and a few others' sites. Due to the above, I guess I'm putting myself up for sale:

I am worth $1,554,050 on HumanForSale.com

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:35 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

A Word To the Wise

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one tremendous headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little better."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ... it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit -- $400
New shirt -- $36
New underwear -- $6
Second Opinion -- PRICELESS!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:27 AM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Cross-Dressing Husband

What makes this so funny is that it is true. When I read it I was crying because I was laughing so hard!

"My husband knows that I am posting this, and as long as none of the guys at work read it...he's cool with it. Seems hubby had a little fasion faux pas this morning when he dressed for work."

Go over to Why are these kids following me? Scroll down to "My Husband is a Cross-Dresser" and enjoy.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:11 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 We're Famous!


Can you believe it? We made The Times. The New York Times that is. SuZan's post yesterday regarding the Space Shuttle was referenced in the article below. Way to go, SuZan. Woot! Woot!

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/27/science/space/27web.html?ex=1123128000&en=a103bc59d4643413&ei=5070&emc=eta1


****NOTE***** When you click on the link, an ad for Dell comes up. At the top of the screen is a "click to skip this ad". Click that and it will take you to the article!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 12:03 PM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Real Women Show #006 is Ready For Download






The Real Women Show #006 (MP3 - 25.6Mb - 65min)

LISTEN NOW

That’s right-show number six! We have such a blast putting these shows together each week! This weeks show is full of fun and exciting adventure of Sheri and SuZan. You’ll have to tune in and listen to some of the musings of an Occupational Therapist (SuZan). Sheri was laughing so hard she was crying! See if Sheri adapted to the quiet of the house without the kids. SuZan found a cute article about Shopping-men vs. women-need I say more?

We wrap up the show discussing an article that was in the July, 2005 issue of Redbook Magazine entitled “Are you addicted to stress?” Ah, I think everyone is probably saying “yes”. We share some tips to de-stress your life! They really work.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. As always, we like to give special thanks to One Egg Ticket for the great music and to James Kendrick from jkOnTheRun for his technical support (how does he put up with us?).

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:34 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Hump Day Humor!


.
I thought this was a good visual for understanding
how computers work. The sad part for me
is that it makes sense.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:46 AM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 There's a Hole In My Ceiling, Dear Liza, Dear Liza

I think in our last podcast, I mentioned my husband's heroic endeavor to fix the hot water heater and in so doing, ended up with his foot coming through the ceiling up to his knee. Hence, I have a hole in the ceiling, dear Liza. I finally figured out how to operate his digital camera (y'all are in trouble now!) and took some pictures. I hope that I was able to show just how bad it would have been if he would have fallen all the way through as it was over the staircase of our two story foyer, and, he is already wired together stem to sternum from two back surgeries and open heart surgery.



I love you honey and am sooooo glad you weren't hurt!

Sheri

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:08 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

God Speed Discovery!

I just watched the Space Shuttle Discovery launch. I am just as excited about this as I was watching the first moon landing (a few lifetimes ago). Seriously, it gave me goose bumps! The teenager missed it (he was sleeping). I’ve tried to explain to him the emotional excitement that this brings, but to him it is just so “ho hum”.

Oh well…I’ll just bask in my giddiness:

Good Luck Discovery; may you complete your mission and come back home safely.

I took this photo during a recent trip to Space Center Houston when my sister was visiting.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:48 AM :: 6 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Can You Put a Price Tag on Love?

I saw this morning on the Today Show. After 5.5 years of marriage, a soon-to-be-divorced woman from Indiana believes you can. She has itemized everything that she has ever done for her husband and has presented him with a whopping bill of almost a half a million dollars. She stated that she is standing up for all women who cook, clean and take care of their husbands. She estimated $20.00 per meal she cooked; $50.00 for everyday she cleaned the house; and even charged him $160, 000.00 alone for intimate relations (she stated it wasn’t so great). It will be interesting to see how this turns out in the courts.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:23 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

We’re Having a Heat Wave!


Yes many of us in the country are having a heat wave. Here in Houston we also have the wonderful humidity to go along with it. My rant today is the cost of the heat wave. My husband and I are remodeling our house, and next on the list was to change out the siding, the rest of the windows and get a new roof. After we received our first $500.00 light bill (in a 1750 sq. ft. home), we decided that we have to address the a/c and get a new one. Granted, the unit inside is original to the house and I know it has to be replaced (the house is over 30 years old).

I had one company come out and we will get the estimate today, but the way he was talking, it is going to be in the range of $8000.00. WTF? If we had a two-story, large house I might be able to swallow this one but geez….$8000.00. I don’t know if I’m just “cheap” or if my shell shock is justified. So today it’s back on the phone for more estimates. I am floored by this cost because it isn’t like an a/c unit down here is a luxury, it is a necessity. What the hell do people do if they can’t afford to pay for this? I know that had this happened during the “early marriage” years, we just would have been SOL! I am so frustrated.

Then last night my Sister called from Prescott, AZ (laughing) just to tell me that the temp there was 72, and she had to cut off her a/c. I told her that I loved her.....BUT.....FU!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:17 AM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Monday, July 25, 2005 My Dog Is So Silly

I have two dogs that I don't think I've talked too much about. They are both mutts. We adopted the big one, Bradlee, from a rescue center. As far as the vet could tell, he is part black lab and part German Shepard. He weighs about 50 lbs. and is the most sweet, lovable dog we could have asked for. Oreo is our little dog. One of the guys I used to work with had a dog who had an unexpected litter. Oreo was the runt that no one wanted, so of course, I took him. The vet thinks he is part cockapoo and part shiatsu. I have dubbed him a "cockash*t". He is also a very sweet lovable dog weighing in at 20 lbs. Guess which dog is in charge? You got it, Oreo! The big dog does whatever Oreo wants him to do. Oreo is actually my daughter's dog, but he has chosen my husband as his master. This dog also has mistaken identity syndrome - he thinks he's a cat! He lays on the back of the sofa, like a cat. He jumps from each piece of furniture, like a cat. I swear it sometimes even sounds like he purrs.

Now on to the reason for this post. On most Sunday mornings, I make my family a big pan of eggs, biscuits, gravy, you know, the typical Southern breakfast. As a treat, I usually mix a little of the eggs into each of the dogs' bowls as it is very good for their coat. Yesterday I happened to put mushrooms in the eggs. If you look closely at the picture, you'll notice a small pile of mushrooms beside Oreo's bowl. Evidently the dog doesn't like mushrooms! But, instead of leaving them in the bowl and pushing them around, he carefully removed them, one by one, and put them in a neat pile outside of the bowl! How cute is that!











Oreo picking out the shrooms The pile of shrooms

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:36 AM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Celebrating Extraordinary Women

We polk a lot of fun at ourselves. We find the humor in most everyday things. But at the same time we always want to remind ourselves that we are ALL extraordinary. Take some time and read what these other extraordinary women have said:

HELLEN KELLER
“Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."

MARGARET THATCHER
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.

CONTANCE BAKER MOTLEY
(First Black Woman in the U.S. to become a Federal Judge)
“Something which we think is impossible now is not impossible in another decade.”

LOUISA MAY ALCOTT
“Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.”

MARIA MITCHELL
We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us, and the more we gain, the more is our desire; the more we see, the more we are capable of seeing.


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:37 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, July 24, 2005 What is Your Hidden Talent?

I love these silly little tests, they are entertaining and tend to make you smile (or chuckle). Here is the latest:



Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.






Go check out I Miei Pensieri site, she has several of them
listed so you can pick and choose.
Have fun!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:21 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Perfect Male


The Perfect Male

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:42 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

#7 Chased and Caught


Lance Armstrong

He did it again!
Congratulations Lance Armstrong,
you are truly an inspiration for perseverance
and determination.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:34 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, July 23, 2005 Male vs. Female Shopping Habits


Tell me if this is not true! I know in my house it is. My husband always says that he never goes shopping, he goes buying. God help you if he ever goes with you to the grocery store, he doesn't believe in going down an aile more that one time.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:15 AM :: 7 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Friday, July 22, 2005 My Aversion


OK, I'm coming to discover that I have a great aversion to all things medical when it comes to me. I have no problem taking my kids or husband off for whatever they need. When it comes to me, well, you'll remember my rant about my Well Women exam (if I knew how to link to it I would-it happened back in June). Now it's time to go to the Dentist-Blach! It's not necessarily pain that I worry about because all I'm going to get done is a cleaning. I think it's more the fact that 1) The smell of the dental office makes me sick 2) the sound of the drill (no matter where) makes me want to curl up into a ball 3) I can't possibly multi-task laying there with my mouth open and someone scraping 4) and this is the big one.....I'm a talker. I'd talk to the doggone wall if it would talk back. You are asked questions that you can't answer with all the digging and scraping. Me being the social butterfly that I am, can't possibly let a question go unanswered-why, that would be quite rude! (that was said with my best Scarlet voice).

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:41 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

What's Your Power Color?

I stole this from Cat over at Samp Mom

Sheri:
Your Power Color Is Gold

At Your Highest:

You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.

At Your Lowest:

You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.

In Love:

You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.

How You're Attractive:

You passion for life makes others passionate about you.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Having Fun?"

.
.
SuZan
Your Power Color Is Magenta

At Your Highest:

You energize yourself and push others to suceed.

At Your Lowest:

You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed.

In Love:

You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet.

How You're Attractive:

Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you.

Your Eternal Question:

"What is my next source of inspiration?"

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 12:00 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------




Cows, Constitution, Commandments & Carlin



COWS-Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country? Maybe we should give them all a cow.



CONSTITUTION-They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys! It's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.




TEN COMMANDMENTS-The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!




And Last but not least.....

George CARLIN- said it best about Martha Stewart... "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail???"



Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:11 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Self Portrait Friday


It's that time again! Self Portrait Friday and this Friday the theme is "All about the computer" and where we do our blogging. I guess I have gotten used to my wrist rest now. You know, ergonomics is very important to maintain the well being of your joints. Not only does this wrist rest provide a nice "cushy" place to rest on, but it is so soft and it vibrates too (but only when happy)!




This is a six year old model, but still going strong. Hop on over the "The Grass Isn't Greener" to see the other participants today, it is sure to be a lot of fun!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:00 AM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, July 21, 2005 They Could Have Given Me The 1.2 Million!


We have recently finished up a special legislative session here in Texas, and guess what? They didn’t accomplish a darn thing! Furthermore, back when I found out that the session was going to be over school finance, I just knew that nothing was going to be accomplished. If they wanted to spend the 1.2 million dollars of tax payer money, they could have just given it to me and let all the legislators go home and spend time with their families. But now a second special legislative session has been called starting today, see the article at the Houston Chronicle link.

So now we are stuck again with education finance reform. I know the legislative process is a slow one and that is good; however I don’t approve of the inefficiency to get the job done. For example; it took three special sessions to finalize congressional redistricting, to the tune of over 3 million. UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!


(stepping off of my soap box now)

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:09 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Follow this link for some free stuff!


Kellie over at momisnutz (very cute site btw) had a post with a list of companies offering free goodies. Check it out!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:30 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Adult ADD???

Oh my God, I think I have it! The other day I was cleaning the house and couldn't finish not one job before starting another. At one point I think I had six different tasks going! Today at work there were a number of things that needed to get done. I made a list thinking that would help me stay on task listing the most important first. Of course I jumped around the list, started several of the projects, finished them in no significant order, and now, since I don't have anything else on my list, will go back and tackle item #1 which was the most important item. Is this ADD or motherhood?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:04 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 Something to Think About


We talked about this in our Real Women Show #005 Podcast, but due to time constraints (and the fact that neither of us are at a loss for words), couldn't finish. We promised to post this on our blog, so here it is! Feel free to copy and paste, then answer your questions in the comments section. We can't wait to read your answers!

From the July 2005 edition of The Oprah Magazine, here is something to think about. When you're alone, do you wallow in loneliness or bask in glorious solitude? How comfortable are you with being on your own - for an hour or a lifetime - depends on the perspective you choose. Take a moment and consider the following:

  • How self-reliant are you? Think of a difficult decision you had to make recently: how many people did you turn to for counsel, and whose advise did you ultimately follow? If a similar situation arose now, what would need to happen for you to trust your own instincts?

  • You're stranded in a remote beach house during a storm. Phone service is down, and it might be a day or two before the read opens. But the house is snug, and you have plenty of food. What would you find best and worst about this time alone? What would you need-books, music, running shoes-to make it a good experience?

  • Are you a conciliator or a contrarian? Think about the last time the room was split into polarized points of view-political or otherwise. How did you behave-did you stand by your beliefs or try to keep the peace? It's important to pick your battles, so list the three opinions you feel most passionately about and promise yourself never to compromise on them.

  • Going solo is a chance to live your own life, not one tailored to others' specifications. If there's any part of you that reflects someone else's priorities, write down the changes you need to make so that your life fully expresses your desires.

  • Being alone is easier when you have a security system in place. When something goes wrong, whom do you turn to? Whom would you call if your were in an accident or got sick? Who has keys to your house or apartment? A copy of your passport and other vital papers? Are there any gaps in your safety net that you need to fill?


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:01 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Grilling For The Weekend!

The big weekend is coming, and if you need a new Grill here is a bargain for you.
.
Stainless steel grill, for FREE, you read right, FREE !
.
Available in all stores:
United - Win Dixi - K-Mart - Albertson's - Wall Mart - Vons -Walgreen's - Ralphs, etc.
Hurry before they run out of stock!
.

Free Grill
.
A friend of my husband emailed this today and I just had to share.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:46 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Mother-In-Law Knows Best



Cooking and cleaning can wait till tomorrow,
for babies grow up we’ve learned to our sorrow.
So quiet down cobwebs,
dust go to sleep,
I’m rocking my baby and babies don’t keep."

During our last pod cast, I made reference to this poem but couldn’t remember the whole thing being my baby is now 16. Back then, I had gone back to school; had a full time job; was a Cub Scout leader; and totally frazzled. When I was at my wits end trying to balance everything my mother-in-law put things in perspective for me and gave me this poem.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:34 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 Now That it is Mid July

I have no idea why this still stays with me. When I was growing up, I would spend my summers here in Texas at my grandparent’s house. I spent my childhood growing up in Mexico City and since at that time, we only had one TV channel in English, I was mesmerized by all of the channel selections available and would probably have watched everything if I would have been allowed.

Anyway, I was watching Hollywood Squares one day (about 100 years ago) and one of the regulars recited a poem. It has always come to mind this time of the year since I heard it.
.

Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
We’re in the middle of July,
And it’s hotter than hell.


Nipsey Russell

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:54 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

This is so Sick...But Funny!

This Smells Odd

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor homeparked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.

The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 1:42 PM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Real Women Show #005 Is Live




LISTEN NOW

Welcome back and thanks for listening. This is show #5 and boy, is it jammed pack with information! After we set the timer (we’ve got to keep ourselves honest), we review our week. Find out why Sheri has a hole in her ceiling, and what it takes to get three children packed for a two week vacation-with their dad! SuZan shares her experience with her teenage son going out with friends-driving friends that is!

SuZan found some great information about the Dove Corporation and their new marketing campaign designed to feature “real women”. Sheri realizes that with her kids gone, she doesn’t now how to relax and have some alone time which brings up an article that appears in the July 2005 issue of The Oprah Magazine.

After a short intermission, we talk about some awesome stuff that’s appeared on our “Blog Pick of the Month”. We briefly chat about the new reality show that aired last week on ABC called “Brat Camp” and how it was interesting to see the counselor’s use some of the same techniques we’re learning from the book “STEP”-Systematic Training for Effective Parenting. We continue on to do a brief review of what we’ve covered in the book and talk a little more about what we’ve learned as we continue to read the 2nd chapter.

We finish the show with a freakin awesome recipe for Pineapple Pie that SuZan made. She got the recipe from a fantastic cookbook called “The Four Ingredient Cookbook” by Linda Coffee and Emily Cale. Trust me when I say it was delicious! While flipping through the cookbook, I found some recipes that even I can make-successfully!

Sit back, relax and enjoy!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:22 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Monday, July 18, 2005 A Little Light-Hearted Humor

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads NO. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:50 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sheri Made Me Do It!

I was out running errands today (see previous post) and one of our stops was to make a payment on my son's class ring. I'm still in sticker shock over the $4o0.00+ ring. Anyway, while I'm not working, Sheri and I communicate via email a few times a day. She told me I should post this email I sent her after she asked me if we went to see the ring.

BTW: My son has been warned that he is NOT to ever give his ring to some sweet young "thang" he falls head over heals for. I really do have kind of a sick sense humor, but here it is in all it's glory:


Oh man...yes the ring is very cool....I know G-2 is dying to get it. Made a payment....300.00 damn dollars to go! You know, I spent 100.00 for my class ring and it was a custom one...geez.....do they think we are made out of money? Ok...hold on....let me go shit some Grants (sorry about the visual you probably just got).

Talk to you later!

S
.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:33 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Reason I Just Love Starbucks!


Starbucks


Besides the fact that you walk in and “ahhhhhhhhh” the aroma just takes you away, the employees are always very kind and helpful. I’m finally about out of the Komodo Dragon flavor. The first time I had it I thought that it was pretty good. But after drinking it a while, I wasn’t that happy with it…it just didn’t have the boldness that I like in my coffee.

The girls there were absolutely wonderful. We ended up having an impromptu “coffee tasting party”. The other customers and myself had our little taster cups; the girls brewed up one of the flavors they wanted me to try. I decided to try Gold Coast; we shall see how it does tonight when I have my evening brew. Of course when I had them grind it for a French press, I had to explain to one of the other customers that by brewing it in the press, you get all the oils from the beans in your coffee. If you use a filter in an automatic brewer, the oils get caught in the filter.

We probably spent 45 minutes in there laughing and trying different flavors. Thankfully no one was in a hurry and the patrons that were already in there joined in the fun. This shopping stop was an unexpected treat!

UPDATE:

The Gold Coast is very good! It has the boldness I like with low acidity therefore it isn’t bitter.


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:21 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

What is Your Blogging Style?


SuZan:
Your Blogging Type is Social and Responsible
You enjoy blogging and do all you can to advance the blogging community.
From helping friends set up blogs to getting rid of spam - you take a leadership role.
A super blogger, you tend to blog regularly. You'd hate to disappoint your audience.
And always appropriate, there's no way you'd blog something too personal!



Sheri:
Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious
You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends.
People new to your blogging circle know they can count on you for support.
You tend to mediate fighting and drama. You set a cooperative tone.
You have a great eye for design - and your blog tends to be the best looking on the block!

.
I just love these silly little tests. Sheri and I did say that even though we are good friends, we are very different from each other. Go on and try it and tell us what kind of blogger you are.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 1:25 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

This Is Your Brain On Drugs!



Just when you've learned to just say
"No" to drugs. Maybe we should
give up coffee and get on LSD.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:34 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, July 17, 2005 The kids Are Gone - For Two Weeks

Holy cow! What will I do with myself? I have a whole "to do list", but after my kids being gone 12 whole hours, the only thing that I have managed to accomplish is sleeping in this morning (until 9:00 a.m.!) and a quiet shower without interruptions. I find myself to be totally unmotivated when not under the gun of time constraints and busy schedules. Add to that, the rainy, stormy weather in Houston and you have the makings of a lazy, movie watching day. SuZan is coming over tonight to look at my hole (OK, minds out of the gutter. I'm referring to the hole in my ceiling. How did I get a hole in my ceiling? Tune in to the Podcast this week to find out). After she assesses the damage, we're going to tape. Other than that, I don't plan on accomplishing too much. I'm trying to talk my hubby into going grocery shopping with me. Why do men rate this a fate worse than death? If he goes with, he'll stand half a chance of getting some food that he actually likes rather than the kid friendly stuff that I usually buy. Check back later to find out if he rises to the challenge!

Have a great day!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 12:37 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

A TEXAS BLESSING


.
A TEXAS BLESSING
Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest, you may not understand the weight of this blessing!
.
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
While ants and roaches march in time.
Bless our yard where spiders pass,
Fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please,
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.
Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
in TEXAS, Lord, you've put them all!!
But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.
.
And for air conditioning...........ohhh dear LORD thank you for air conditioning.
.
Found this online on another Texan's site. Nancy from Nancy's Garden Spot. She also lives in the Houston area!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:53 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, July 16, 2005 Shopping Therapy To The Rescue

My daughter was feeling quite down and very teary eyed over everything! She is getting ready to go on a two week trip with her dad and her brothers and is very "stressed" for lack of a better word. She's worried that she'll forget something or get in trouble with her dad for bringing too much (he just doesn't understand girls). OK, maybe needing a separate suitcase just for shoes is a bit extreme, but what can I say, I raised her right! She's also worried because she didn't "start" today which means "it" will happen during the trip (I've got news for her, with all of her weeping and moodiness, "it's" on "its" way). At my suggestion, we went out to run some "errands", which I later explained to her was a code word for shopping spree! We got our eyebrows done, we had a Starbucks, we got stuff for her trip, then I surprised her with her birthday gift, a digital camera. By the time we got home, she was smiling from ear to ear and bouncing around the house taking pictures of everything! So, let's call this a scientific study that proves shopping really is therapy!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:08 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Art of Complaining


.
OK….Stop laughing! Yes, anyone who knows me, knows that I can complain quite well; after all, I was on the debate team in high school and judged high school debates while I was in college.

I was reading an article in Good Housekeeping, August 2005 issue titled “The Complaint is in the Mail”. This is a very good article by Ann Hood. She expresses how important writing both Onion and Orchid letters are, whether complaining or giving a good “kudos” letter because, as she states “If we don’t write letters, how can anything get fixed?” I do try to be good about this but I have to say my Orchid letters have been sparse.

On the other hand, you may want to complain in person. In order to get satisfaction and results, these points have worked for me:


  1. You must always be calm, never yell and scream (even though you feel you have that right and it is deserved).
  2. Always go to the highest authority you can (if you don’t, you will just have to go through the story again when that person passes you to the manager or supervisor).
  3. Always ask how they would feel if put in the same situation.
  4. If they don’t offer “What can we do to make this right?” then you ask “What are you going to do to make this right?”
  5. If they do ask, BE REASONABLE; understand that they may not be able to give you the moon. If an apology will do, then tell them.
  6. If you still do not get satisfaction, ask for the company headquarters address and write that Onion letter. Be sure to write down names, date, and time. Be very detailed when you write your letter.

Let me also state that you should let management know if your service was good. That positive reinforcement thing really does work!


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:59 AM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Friday, July 15, 2005 What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it

Your caffeine addiction level: high

LOL....well my husband will be happy about the low maintenance thing but he may disagree! Anyway, I thought this would be a perfect test for the Self Portrait Friday gang today. See what type of coffee you are!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 12:07 PM :: 6 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Houston Weather...Feast or Famine


Brett Coomer/Houston Chronicle


Can you believe this? Last month we didn't get any rain....and I mean NONE! Now, it seems we need to start construction on that Ark! I wanted rain and boy did I get it. Fortunately, we live in the north/western part of Houston and we have never flooded (geez I hope I didn't jinx us). They say we are in for more rain today. Click the title for a Link to "The Houston Chronicle" for more photos.

Sheri works where some of the problem areas are. She emailed me this morning and this is what she had to say:

All I have to say about the weather in Houston....

row, row, row your car,gently down the road;

merrily, merrily, merrily, our streets are good for toads!


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:36 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Self Portrait Friday


Self Portrait Friday
Today is Self Portrait Friday. Today’s theme is “Your Mug With Your Mug”. So here you go, my Road Runner mug (because I need a little ‘beep beep’ in the morning). Who am I kidding? Actually folks, my favorite mug is any beverage container that hosts that wonderful brew of steeping coffee beans.
.
The aroma swirls around as graceful as a cobra in dance to find your nostrils; triggering the wake up of your palate!.....hmmmm, sigh…..OK now…..back to reality!
Go to Katy's site for all the players!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:48 AM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, July 14, 2005 Working With Idiots Will Kill You

I've thought this all along, but after reading this, I can now say there is scientific evidence available to prove it! You've just got to read it!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:39 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Ad Campaigns Tell Women to Celebrate Who They Are


Dove - Real Beauty Campain

For too long,
Beauty has been defined by narrow, stifling stereotypes.
You’ve told us it’s time to change all that.
We Agree
Because we believe real beauty comes
in many shapes, sizes and ages.
It is why was started the Campaign for Real Beauty
And why we hope you’ll take part.

Kudos to Dove and Bath & Body Works for being brave enough to take this on. It is about time! Instead of images of perfect hair, long legs and unrealistic bodies, the two companies are promoting their products with a message of "real beauty" by encouraging women and girls to celebrate themselves as they are.

"We wanted to debunk the stereotypical beauty stereotype that exists. We are recognizing that beauty comes in different sizes, shapes and ages," says Philippe Harousseau, Dove marketing director. Dove recently surveyed 18-to-65-year-olds in 10 countries about perceptions of beauty, and the results "seemed to be incredibly and increasingly narrow," he says.

Bath & Body Works is hoping to catch teens and pre-teens before they are immersed in today's celebrity-obsessed culture. Next month, it launches a line of shampoos and lotions under the licensed brand name “American Girl Real Beauty Inside and Out.”

Here are some startling statistics from Dove's study about real women:

  1. Only two percent of women describe themselves as beautiful.
  2. Sixty-three percent strongly agree that women today are expected to be more attractive than their mother's generation.
  3. Sixty percent strongly agree that society expects women to enhance their physical attractiveness.
  4. Forty-five percent of women feel women who are more beautiful have greater opportunities in life.
  5. More than half (59%) strongly agree that physically attractive women are more valued by men.
  6. More than two-thirds (68%) of women strongly agree that "the media and advertising set an unrealistic standard of beauty that most women can't ever achieve."
  7. Well over half of all women (57%) strongly agree that "the attributes of female beauty have become very narrowly defined in today's world."

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:04 AM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Airport Security Screener Fired

This person was fired not because of his job performance, but because of his extra-curricular activities. For more read this. Comments anyone?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:22 AM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

How to Brighten a Blogger's Day

I read this on Gimikera Is In site and thought I would pass it along (I guess I need to figure out this blogrolling thing...so much to learn...so little time).
  1. Comment on his/her post.
  2. Send him/her a trackback by citing one of his post in yours.
  3. Blogroll him/her.
  4. Pass him/her a cool meme
  5. Blogmark him/her
  6. Send some traffic to his/her blog
  7. Click on their ads
As a blogger, what would make your day complete? List your suggestions in the comments section of this post or you can trackback from your site.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:45 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 "Brat Camp" - Wow

I sat down to watch what was presented as the newest "reality" show on ABC called "Brat Camp". I figured it would be a huggy, kissy, yelling, swearing joke. All I can say is, "WOW"! I could feel the pain of the kids as well as the parents. What was really cool was that the counselors out with the kids put a lot of the tools and techniques into practice that are in the "STEP" (Systematic Training for Effective Parenting) book that SuZan and I are reading and reviewing on our Podcast. If you missed "Brat Camp" tonight, try to catch it next week :-)

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:04 PM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Boys Are Back In Town!


My Mountain Men

My guys had a great time during their camping trip this year. The two that belong to me are my son who is closest to the camara (front row, facing the front of the boat) and hubby is the bearded one (LOL). They had a wonderful time in Colorado and both say they would like to go back and my boy even stated that he would like to be a River Guide in the summers now.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:18 PM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Thunderstorms Intrigue Me

I'm sitting here looking out the window of my office on the second floor watching the sky darken and the trees blow as a storm approaches. I've always loved thunderstorms, although I don't know why. When I was a child, I would sit out on the front porch and stand there with my arms out drinking in the energy from the storm. My mother would then yell and me and tell me to get my ass in the house before I got struck by lightning! Thunderstorms have never frightened me. In fact, I find them to be almost liberating! Anyone care to analyze?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:50 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Life Imitates Art

Last month I posted this cartoon that my Grandfather had drawn for me. However, I never dreamed that I would see life imitate art!


The Art

Wouldn't you know, I walk into my kitchen and my cat is sitting there gnawing on the cord to the computer mouse. Furthermore, she actually chewed through to the wire!







I can't believe it didn't shock the "crap" out of her!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 1:13 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Real Women Show #004


The Real Woman Show

http://realwomen.thepodcastnetwork.com/audio/tpn_realwomen_20050713_004.mp3

Welcome back and thanks for listening! After a week long break we are refreshed and ready to go! Y'all better fasten your seat belts as we do our week in review. SuZan starts the show by asking Sheri an impromptu question for which Sheri, who is never at a loss for words, answers in her own gallant way. Find out how Sheri almost had a real "bang" on the fourth! We talk about a recent news piece that aired on Good Morning America where they discussed blogging and the benefits thereof. Find out how to become a sex kitten, (yes, even you married ladies) as well as the unveiling of the top 10 cities that have the most adventurous sex (yeah, Texas made it)! Check out our "Blog Pick of the Month" and listen as we rant about "Back To School" advertising taking away our last four weeks of summer and make a bet as to when the first actual Christmas displays will appear (you're going to owe me a Margarita SuZan). After a brief intermission we discuss how hectic our lives become when company is in town, then we finish the show with a review of the book "STEP-Systematic Training for Effective Parenting". We review the goals of a teenager's behavior and how parents can counteract the behavior by changing their own reaction. Make sure you stay tuned to the end and find out this week's "Tip and Trick".

As always, thanks to James Kendrick from jkOnTheRun for his technical assistance and One Egg Ticket for the groovin' music! Enjoy the show!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:21 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 My Guilty Pleasure

I have to confess something. There is one food that my mother never bought that I buy all the time and practically lick the bowl when it's empty-liquid cheese! Yes, that gross, gloppy, artificially flavored and colored goup that comes in the can just floats my boat! Mix in a can of Wolf Brand Chili, now we are talking a gourmet delicacy! I know I'm not alone. OK y'all, confession time. You know you like it too! If not this, what is your indulgence that makes most people go YUCK?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:26 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Stupid Things That Make Me Laugh

On the way to work today I was stuck in traffic next to a big burley Texas kind of guy in a huge pick-up truck. On his bumper he had a bumper sticker that said "I love my wiener". Now this being Texas, I really thought nothing of it other than "typical man". Then I saw another sticker of a wiener dog. I laughed my ass off. I don't know what was funnier, the thought of this big man with his wiener dog, or the thought that went through my head when I first saw the bumper sticker!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:12 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Monday, July 11, 2005 A Little Gas

This is just too funny:

A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240) for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde, the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer that his cow was passing flatulent gas; to demonstrate, the vet ignited the gas, but the cow became a "four-legged flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay. Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was unharmed. AP

Check out the Link for other stories

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 3:53 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Happy Monday!


A sign?
.
I was surfing and ran across this picture. I sure hope it isn't a sign of how the day is going to be!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:27 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Horny Toads and Fire Flies


Jacksonville, Texas
When I was around six years old, we lived in Ft. Worth, Texas. I can remember catching horny toads and fire flies (yes I am and always will be a tom boy). I haven’t seen either for a few lifetimes now, and have been a little saddened at the thought of them being extinct.

While the boys were gone, my sister and I took a trip to Lake Jacksonville where we would sit out on the porch and stare at the lake if we weren’t in it. Great time for reflex ion, and the plotting of world salvation or domination (which ever type of mood you should be in at the time). I expressed how sad I was when I thought of the simple time in my life, not so much because it was over, but how we are depleting every thing around us (I step off of the soap box now). She told me how her grandson catches horny toads that they still do exist (at least in Arizona). We then started talking about the horrible things we did with fire flies. We would capture them in jars to make lanterns, we would tear off the glowy part and put them on our fingers as if they were glowing rings, and if you rub the liquid from the glowy part on your arm you would glow too (geez we were so mean as kids).

One evening, we are sitting there on the porch, and my sister yells out “LOOK…did you see them?...FIRE FLIES!” OMG, there they were flying around and lightening up the area….whew, faith restored! (BTW, we didn’t mutilate them like when we were kids)

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:56 AM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, July 10, 2005 The Movie Choices This Summer

What is up with the movies coming out this summer? Can't anyone come up with an original? It's like remake city. We have "The Dukes of Hazard", "Herbie", "War of The Worlds", and several others. Although the remakes are probably updated for today, I still would rather keep the classics classic and enjoy some new material.

Thoughts and comments?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:45 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

One of My Favorite Commercials

Now you will truly see my quirky sense of humor. Commercials usually are very annoying, but there is one that makes me laugh every time it comes on. It's the ad for some kind of "Spam" blocker. May be for AOL. It's the one where he looks in the mirror and there's spam. Spam on the bread. Spam when he opens his front door. Perhaps I like it because of the sheer simplicity of the message.

What are some of your favorite commercials?

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:41 PM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Standing Together


Standing Together
.
Shoulder to shoulder, heart to heart,
we're standing with you!
Your sorrow, is our sorrow, your grief is our own.
Brave England, America stands with you.
Our thoughts are of you, our prayers are for you.
God Bless You,

Your American Family
.
This is my first chance to get to a computer since Wednesday. I saw this on Fundamentally Right's site and thought it captured the sentiment from all of us.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:32 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, July 09, 2005 When The Company Leaves

First off, please excuse our light posting this week. Both SuZan and I have had relatives visiting and we've been entertaining. I just took my sister to the airport and walked into what used to be my house. How can having one extra person add so much chaos to my already chaotic life? I should start cleaning the house, but, I think I'm going to take a nap. I'm exhausted from our vacation!

I know I have a lot of funny stories to post about our adventurous week and I'm sure SuZan will as well. Stay tuned!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 10:02 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Back-To-School Already! Ugh!

Talk about commercialism. No sooner could they yank the 4th of July stuff off the shelves before they start loading them up with back to school stuff! Good Lord! We still have five weeks left, give us a break! Plus, who wants to think about buying the traditional long sleeve, long pants school clothing they have out when it is 105!

OK, rant over!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:58 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, July 07, 2005 The Attack on London

To all of my friends in London, you are in my prayers. To all the innocent people that lost loved ones today, you are in my prayers as well. To everyone who may have had a friend or love one injured, you are in my prayers. My plea to anyone who reads this blog today is, please take the time to remember and pray for the people who were affected by this tragedy. We must unite and fight against the evil scum who planned and carried out this attack. Together we will win!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:52 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Today

Today

Outside my window, a new day I see
and only I can determine
what kind of day it will be.
It can be busy and sunny, laughing and gay,
or boring and cold, unhappy and gray.
My own state of mind is the determining key
for I am only the person I let myself be.
I can be thoughtful and do all I can to help,
or be selfish and think just of myself.
I can enjoy what I do and make it seem fun,
or gripe and complain and make it hard on someone.
I can be patient with those who
may not understand, or belittle and hurt them as much as I can.
But I have faith in myself,
and believe what I say,
and I personally intend to make
the best of each day.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:06 AM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, July 06, 2005 A Little Funny For Your Day

Four Married Guys

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block."

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:27 PM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

What Is Your Ice Cream Flavor?

When I first saw this quiz I thought, Oh no question it would be Chocolate! But noooooo, I'm chocolate chip cookie dough (my husband would be so proud this is his favorite).

This is a fun little quiz, try it and see what flavor you are!


Your Icecream Flavour is...
Choc-Chip Cookie Dough!
You are fancy shmancy! You have all the bells and whistles and you attract the most gluttonous of ice-cream shop patrons. You are fattening and intensely rich. That being said, you are very tasty and have a huge fanbase! good for you!
What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:05 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me!


Deep Impact

We always hear how we are a “sue happy society”, we know this to be true and now the rest of the world is catching up! It seems there is a Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet, and is suing the U.S. for a lofty $300 million in damages.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday's collision.”

Can you believe this? Click the LINK for the whole story.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:06 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, July 05, 2005 Almost Had a Real BANG on the 4th!

It is obvious to me that New Yorkers just don't know how to grill. As previously posted, my sister is in town from New York. Yesterday being the 4th we decided to put together a barbecue. Down in Texas we grill everything, even veggies. My sister decided to grill corn in the husk. She buttered it up, added salt and pepper, then wrapped the husks back around. I started the gas grill to get it hot then left for a few minutes to run down to the corner store and pick-up some more ice. Since the corner store is also a liquor store, I decided to get some more tequila as you just never know when you might need it. While I was gone, my sister decided to put the corn on the grill. I forgot to mention that, the husks need to be wet and the flame on the grill needed to be turned down as I figure that EVERYONE knows how to grill. As my daughter and I pull into the garage, I made a comment about an awful burning smell and the fact that some poor family was going to be enjoying burnt barbecue. As we opened the door to the kitchen, I happened to look out on the patio, I saw flames spewing from the grill! Of course, the first thing I do is open the grill. Bad idea! Oxygen was just what the fire needed to get really out of control. It was so hot that the corn was actually popping! In a panic I was trying to figure out if it would be smarter to try and remove the flaming corn, or to try to put the fire out. At least I remembered that water from the hose would probably be the worst thing to try. The grill sits on the patio near the living room window. Did it occur to me to MOVE the grill? Noooo! Did I think to turn off the flame? Noooo! Did it occur to me to turn off the propane? Noooo! Now my husband gets involved. Then the kids. Then the dogs. Pretty soon every one was running around YELLING at each other shouting directions. Eventually we all came to our senses, got the fire out, and finished cooking dinner sans the corn on the George Foreman grill.... inside where it was air conditioned! Good thing I brought the extra tequila!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:01 AM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

The Nose Knows!


Glad Trash Bags with Odor Shield

I never have any problems trying new products at least once just to see whether I like them or not. So when replenishing garbage bags I decided to try Glad Large Trash Bags with “Fresh Clean Scent”. The box states that it neutralizes odor (Odor Shield) so I thought…why not? From the very beginning when I opened up the box, the smell was very familiar. Furthermore the scent smelled up the whole room! It wasn’t that the smell was offensive, but it didn’t evoke thoughts of “freshness”.

Like I said, the scent was very familiar but I couldn’t quite pin point it, and then it hit me. OMG these things smell like the “scented” trash bags I used to buy for my son’s dirty diapers! Granted the scent is much better than poo, but my son is now 16.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE REMINDED
OF THE POOPY DIAPER DAYS!

You think they could have come up with another scent!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:16 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Monday, July 04, 2005 Independence Day


John Trumbull's famous painting depicts the signing of the Declaration. This
depiction can also be found on the back of the U.S. $2 bill.
Posted by Picasa
I was surfing and ran across another site called Sleeping Mommy. She has a wonderful write up for July 4th that you should really take the time out to read. Here is a little taste of her writing to wet your whistle:
.
"Today isn't about fireworks and cook outs and basking in the sun. There is a lot more to this date in history, ladies and gentlemen.Please take a few minutes to acknowledge what the forefathers of the great nation of the United States did and sacrificed to give us what we so proudly hold dear today. At least some of us hold it dear, others of us take it for granted as we sit about on our lazy butts and live our lives with a sense of entitlement and judgment."
.
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the
thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human
events, it becomes
necessary for one people to dissolve
the political bands which have
connected them with another, and to
assume among the powers of the
earth, the separate and equal station
to which the Laws of Nature and of
Nature's God entitle them, a decent
respect to the opinions of mankind
requires that they should declare the
causes which impel them to the
separation.
.
Now go quench your thirst and read her whole article at: http://www.sleepingmommy.blogspot.com/

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:13 PM :: 3 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Happy Independence Day!


Old Glory Posted by Picasa
I Am Old Glory

I Am Old Glory: For more than ten score years I have been the banner of hope and freedom for generation after generation of Americans.
Born amid the first flames of America's fight for freedom, I am the symbol of a country that has grown from a little group of thirteen colonies to a united nation of fifty sovereign states.
Planted firmly on the high pinnacle of American Faith my gently fluttering folds have proved an inspiration to untold millions.
Men have followed me into battle with unwavering courage.
They have looked upon me as a symbol of national unity.
They have prayed that they and their fellow citizens might continue to enjoy the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, which have been granted to every American as the heritage of free men.
So long as men love liberty more than life itself; so long as they treasure the priceless privileges bought with the blood of our forefathers; so long as the principles of truth, justice and charity for all remain deeply rooted in human hearts, I shall continue to be the enduring banner of the United States of America.

Originally written by Master Sergeant Percy Webb, USMC.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:00 AM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, July 03, 2005 When Family Visits

My older sister (just wanted to clarify that) who lives in New York is down here in Houston for a week long visit. We have had a great time so far. Several other family members are in town for a visit and all ended up at my house last night for cake and coffee (that would be about 20 of them)! We had such a blast. It got me thinking back to when I was a little kid and what family visits were like. It always seemed to be such a stressful time for my mother, I would wonder why she would even think to invite them to visit. My mother was of the "old school" variety which meant that coffee had to be served in proper china with the silver polished and the tea cakes perfect. The house had to be spotless and the children's behavior had to be impeccable. Last night we had such a fun visit. We used mix matched dishes and I didn't poor the cream and sugar into the china cream and sugar bowls. We used my mismatched flat ware and the kids had the various video games going - AT FULL BLAST! When it was all said and done and we took the last person home (at 12:30 am), we came home and fell on the sofa and thought "what a great visit".

Happy Independence Day!
Sheri

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 11:31 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Would-Be Bride Throws Homeless a Party

I just loved reading about this. Much more productive and beneficial than the run-away-bride story.

"When a would-be bride called off her wedding 12 days before the big event, she threw a party anyway - and invited the homeless. Residents of the Interfaith Family Shelter attended the bash thrown by Katie Hosking, 22, a medical assistant, and her parents."

The article stated that more than 50 family members and close friends along with about 40 homeless people, shelter workers and volunteers attended the "party" at a local country club.

Smart girl, best not to get married if your not sure and since the money was already spent...why not!

Link to article.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 2:43 PM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, July 02, 2005 In Search of a Guest Bedroom…FOUND!


After Posted by Picasa


After Posted by Picasa


After Posted by Picasa

After Posted by Picasa
It’s finally done! The guest bedroom is found, the clutter is history (dang it feels good!). Could probably do more to the room but for now…I’m done! Sis will have a place to sleep. It does look like she will have a room-mate, as you can see, my cat has taken over the new room since the linins went on bed.

I don’t want to ever have that situation ever again. Now have to get the rest of the house back in order. Let us recap where we started, when you couldn't even go in the room:



Yes Virginia...there is a bed under there Posted by Hello

SCARY!

UPDATE: Thank you all for your wonderful comments! Project took about a week and a half. I have been asked about the final cost of the project so here is the breakdown:

Items I had: Bed, dresser, most of the accessories. bedspread

Carpet: 198.00 Installed (Mohawk frieze remnant)
Paint: 5.00 (woops paint from Lowes)
Blinds 35.00 Lowes
Drapes 19.00 (Dupioni silk-clearance/display item)
Drape hardware 20.00 (Marshall’s)
Pillows 45.00 (Tuesday Morning and Walmart)
Console Table 85.00 (Walmart)
Artwork 115.00 (Pier One and Bed Bath & Beyond)
Misc Accessories 14.00 (Clearance items at BB&B)

I could have done better with cost if I would have had more time. I blew it on the artwork but loved what I purchased.


Total Room Redo $536.00

Finally having a guest bedroom $Priceless


Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:41 PM :: 8 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

It's Official...I Am a Coffee Snob


My Results Posted by Picasa


It is official now. I took the quiz at the Coffee Universe site and these are the results. So now when hubby (who does not drink coffee I might add) calls me a "Coffee Snob", I'll just say "But of Course!"

Take the Quiz

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 8:07 AM :: 5 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Friday, July 01, 2005 The Complimenting Commenter Visits Celebrating Women!


We are honored! Posted by Picasa

We are pleased to announce that we have been complimented! We love the concept of this Site, we all need all the warm and fuzzys we can get!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 6:02 PM :: 2 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

When The Guys Are Away…


Packard Posted by Picasa
Well, my guys are getting ready for their trip! They are going to Packard High Adventure Base in Poncha Springs, Colorado for some hiking, backpacking and white water rafting. I would love to go up there (especially since the temp here has reached HELL status), but digging a hole to do my business and covering it up is NOT my idea of a vacation! Not to mention there is no place to plug in my coffee pot (horrors)! They will be gone for eight whole days! WOW! I will have the house to myself (it will actually stay clean!), and the kitchen will be CLOSED! Woo hoo!

I won’t be totally alone all this time, like Sheri, my sister is coming for a visit (she’ll be here Tuesday…yippie). Her husband wanted to come until he found out my guys were going to be gone (go figure)! So we plan to do some touristy stuff in Houston, and then it’s off to the lake….ahhhhhhh!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 5:51 PM :: 0 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Sandra Day O'Connor leaving Supreme Court


O'Connor Posted by Picasa
I heard this morning that Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor is resigning. Since she is our first Female Supreme Court Justice (and native Texan I might add) I wanted to bring her to the forefront of our blog. She was probably the most important "swing" vote on the bench and whether you agree with her politics or not, she has always voted what she believes in and not straight down party lines (as it should be). Thank you O’Connor, you have helped pave the way for women to follow their dreams.

"This is to inform you of my decision to retire from my position as an associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, effective upon the nomination and confirmation of my successor. It has been a great privilege indeed to have served as a member of the court for 24 terms. I will leave it with enormous respect for the integrity of the court and its role under our constitutional structure."

Just click the link to see the full article at CNN’s website.

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 9:49 AM :: 1 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------

Self Portrait Friday


Self Portrait Friday Posted by Picasa
The Grass Isn’t Greener theme for “Self Portrait Friday” is TATOOS! Well, I don’t have one (anyone that knows me, knows that...a sharp objectpiercing my fleshnot gonna happen)! But I hope creativity counts…..here you go Katy!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 7:57 AM :: 4 comments

Post / Read Comments

---------------oOo---------------