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Friday, January 20, 2006 ROOTING FOR THE HOME TEAM!

Little David is in the fifth grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: salesman, policeman, doctor, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being unusually quiet so she asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes they give him money and he goes in the back room with them."

The teacher, obviously shaken, got the other children busy with assignments and took little David out in the hall to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He really plays for the Houston Texans but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Lets face it, if you're going to "root for the home team" in this town, you better have a sense of humor!

Posted by Sheri & SuZan :: 5:52 AM :: 7 comments

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