Monday, March 20, 2006
Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God.
When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
This his gone around several times but is still very true. Please pass this on to all the special women in your life.
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
If Rednecks Ruled!
Things you would see if the rednecks ruled the country
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Friday, March 17, 2006
Stuff Portrait Friday!
It is time again for SPF, brought to us by the lovely Kristine over at Random & Odd. This week's SPF is brought to you by the letter C:
Your Couch
Your Coat
Your Candles
MY COUCH
I love my couch. It’s big and comfy and I can curl up on it in the evening with a nice cup of coffee.
MY COATS
Why do I have so many coats? (OK, only half of them are mine) Living in Houston I guess I just wanted to fill the coat closet because I/we certainly don’t wear them (or need them).
MY CANDLES
I love candles! It’s the pyro in me, I know. I have them all over the house but I burn the one’s in the living room/dining room most frequently.
Sheri gave me the candle holders this past Christmas and my MIL the candles. Meritt would appreciate the scent of these candles: one is a french vanilla latte and the other is a capuchino. They just make your mouth water smelling them.
The candles in the fire place are absolutely beautiful when lit. It's all about the atmosphere...baby...."wink".
Did you play?
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Thursday, March 16, 2006
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by at her recently-married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you DOING??" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!"the mother-in-law exclaimed!
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me!"
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you D O ING??" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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Monday, March 13, 2006
"How Not To Paint A Room"....or as my husband says "Step Away From The Paintbrush"
I got a little inspired by G & SuZan and their home improvement project. I even got to go to Lowe's with them when they bought all of their stuff. SuZan was very helpful as I told her of my plans to paint two bedrooms since the carpet was going to be replaced, so we might as well go the whole 9 yards! Yeah, you've never seen me paint. (Neither has SuZan, but don't tell her how bad I was. She might not ever take me back to Lowe's!)
Here is a photo journal of my catastrophe, ur, I mean project.
So what is wrong with this paint job? Well, the paint on the can looked grey/silver. It dried baby blue! It would have been a great color-for a baby's room, but not for an almost 13 year old!
Second problem. See, I wasn't trying to show you progress with the partially painted walls. That's what the room looked like..... WHEN I RAN OUT OF PAINT! Sure SuZan, one gallon is going to be enough! This obviously spoken by someone who has NEVER seen me paint!
What was that? Oh, you want to know why I had so many partially painted walls when I ran out of paint? Yeah, see, I'm pretty sure this is an indication of Adult Onset ADD! I couldn't for the life of me finish one wall before moving on. I got bored!
Why the last pic of my fat ass? FUG Thursday at its best (it was Thursday come to think of it). See, I thought it ironic when my son laughed and told me I had more paint on me than on the walls! From the position of this spot, my guess is that I bent over to paint one area and inadvertently leaned against another area! I had to laugh when I thought about Merritt and how she talks about taping and painting like it's no harder than making a freakin piece of toast or heating up a hot pocket. I think she said something to the effect of "I rarely get any paint on me!" Bah! Yeah, the lady pictured on the box of the freakin roller thing I bought-full make-up; designer jeans; jewelry; and a starched shirt! WTF!
Be sure to watch for an update. The new color for the room is burnt orange (Longhorn colors). SuZan said she'd come over and help rescue, um I mean finish the job. Somehow my son with his wit & charm talked SuZan into painting the Longhorn sign on the wall! Sounds like a pitcher of Margaritas is definitely going to be a must!
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Sunday, March 12, 2006
We Have Been Tagged!
Doreen over at Thanks for the Ride, Lady tagged us. What is interesting is that our lists are very different even though we are very good friends.
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.
SuZan
1. Imagine: One of the best songs ever written (IMO). BigG gave me John Lennon’s CD for Christmas (my favorite group is the beatles) so I have been listening to it here lately.
2. Jesus of Suburbia: By Green Day. My son was surprised that I liked some of his music so he burned me a CD of what he thought I would like.
3. Holiday: By Green Day.
4. Are we the waiting: By Green Day.
5. American Woman: By Lenny Kravitz
6. Whats-her-name: By Green Day
7. Sweet Home Alabama: By Lynard Skynyrd
and a few other tunes on the CD.
Sheri
I really suck at this. I listen to music. Like songs, but never really get into the names of the son or who the artist is. For kicks, I'll give you what I know!
1. Holiday- Green Day
2. Are We The Waiting - Green Day
3. What's Her Name - Green Day
4. Most of the songs by Black Eyed Peas
5. Simple Plan-Their First Album
6. Nickleback-I can't name just one!
7. American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
No, no, no. I don't care what you think, I did not copy from SuZan (fingers crossed behind back blinking innocently). I'm like the freak who buys the "Now" Cd's with whatever the top 20's are at the moment.
Because we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, we tag anyone and everyone! Let us know if you played!
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
WARNING….All Cypress Residents
Teenager turned loose on the town.
Yesterday when G2 finally finished the last part of his Eagle Scout Project, we called our insurance company and added him as a driver. After that, it didn’t take him ten minutes to have plans for the evening (I suddenly got that sinking feeling in my gut). He and a friend went to a baseball game at the High School. They came back to the house and G2 says “Dad, have you ever heard of ‘Dave & Busters’? Big G says “yes I have and you are not going there”. He then said that he found another “family fun” place close to the house so we agreed. Thirty minutes later I get a phone call:
Me: Hello
G2: Hi mom, we’re stuck in traffic.
Me: Where are you?
G2: On 290, we are at a stand still and life flight just landed in front of me.
Me: WHAT??? What do you mean Life Flight just landed in front of you?
G2: Well, there was an accident and we are stuck in traffic.
Me: Were you in the accident?
G2: NO MOM!!! As soon as we can turn around we are coming home.
After my heart stopped pounding through my chest I told Big G what happened. He actually said that it was a good thing that this happened his first night out driving because he might realize that he is not invincible. We’ll see!
The good news is that he came home 30 minutes before his curfew. The car and the kid all in one piece. This is a hard new phase to raising teenagers; I hope I live through it.
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Friday, March 10, 2006
Stuff Portrait Friday!
With this week being Spring Break, I completely lost total track of time. It is time for SPF, brought to us by the lovely random and sometimes odd Kristine. This week's assignment (if you dare) is to take pictures of:
1. Your Garbage Can
2. Your ‘Junk’ Drawer
3. Your Trunk
MY GARBAGE CAN
Now I can’t resist this one. Since we are changing the siding this is the garbage so far off the house. Don’t panic, we don’t really live like this and it will all be hauled off Saturday morning.
MY JUNK DRAWER
Don’t know if I even want to comment on this one (ewww). Maybe I should have used PhotoShop to blur this or something.
MY TRUNK
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Again the remodel has taken over. I have to show you Big G’s truck. See inside? See all the lovely insulation? How many others are going to have this scenario? By Sunday we have to get back to some sort of normalcy (yeah right).
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Thursday, March 09, 2006
S L O W . . .P R O G R E S S . . .
Wouldn't you know that the rule of thumb for the do-it-yourselfer still rings true, but we are still makeing progress on the house. Today is a very slow start because we are under a tornado warning untill 1:00 pm. It was raining when I got up so I just let Big G sleep. He stated last night that even the muscles on the bottom of his feet hurt. The courtyard has been a big pain in the assets, but we are plugging away. The back of the house realistically we are going to have to do on weekends but at least we have all of the materials.
THE PROGRESS
It was strange having big holes in the wall. My cat was most upset about this, when we got to our bedroom (I mean her bedroom), she stayed in the room meowing at us through the hole.
One great thing is that all the windows now are double pane windows. I could tell a huge difference in the house yesterday afternoon, we had better not have $500+ electric bills this summer.
I had to laugh when I first saw this up after we did it. "Look honey, it looks like we've condomed the house" LOL.
Today we will take advantage of the bad weather and go ahead and get exterior light fixtures and some temporary blinds up. I told both son and hubby last night that with the windows exposed there was not going to be any walking around the house naked until we cover the windows. :)
So that is it for now. I'll update when I can.
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Teenagers, Vacation Time, Cell Phones, Margaritas....Read on!
Yeah, thanks to TKW and two homemade margaritas.....(ok, so with as strong as I make them, that should count for about four) what's forthcoming should be a VERY interesting post.
TKW posted an interesting post last week where she just "emptied" her brain of useless thoughts. It was good to see that someone else thinks about some off the wall subjects. Add to that two strong margaritas and the anticipation of three days (count 'em one, two three) days of vacation time.......well, read on.
1) Someone told me something that really hit home. We were talking about the "grass being greener" on the other side. She shared something with me that hit home. She said...."well, the grass might be a little greener on your side if you spent more time watering it!" That is so true. No matter WHAT our task, if we spend more time trying to succeed, we will definitely see progress.
2) Computers sometimes really piss me off! Blogger sometimes pisses me off as well. All day today......argh.......
3) I admire SuZan and her husband for taking on the task of siding their house. They inspire me.
4) I am off for the next 3 days! (Oh, did I already say that?)
5) I admire all of our blogging buddies. You all are so eloquent with your words and writings. I have so much that churns through my head, but rarely have the time to put the words to paper (well, I guess I mean to computer).
6) Most of our new buddies have younger kids. I have teenagers. While reading your blogs, a small part of me thinks it would be great to have another baby. The part of me that enjoys the freedom of leaving to run an errand at any time a know that my kids will be OK at home......priceless!
7) I feel very stagnant at my job. There is absolutely no chance for advancement! I am underpaid. One of the two Sr. partners cares only about himself and his welfare. Never does he take the time to say "Good job!"
8) I used to stress about taking a few days off. Not so much anymore. I figure that if they can't get by for a few days without me...that would indicate that I'm waaaayyyyy under paid!
9) When I was 16, I went to Virginia Beach with my friend and her family. They rented a condo. I called my mom maybe twice during the week. My son is down in South Padre. I'm not. I feel like I need to call him every few hours. How did we grow up without cell phones? I think it's adding to our stress. Oh yeah, I also know what I did when I was at the beach. Not helping......
11) This post will have to wait until my eyes stop closing by themselves.
12) According to my husband, I was falling asleep and snoring in the chair. He has a vivid imagination!
13) This is the 3rd bad hair cut in a row that my hair dresser has given me. Is this grounds for divorce? Ugh. Finding a new hair dresser sucks!
14) If you have a Mary Kay lady, then your invited to a Mary Kay party and you want to go to support your friend, are you cheating?
15) Why is it so hard to diet when on vacation? I'm thinking I may just blow it off and star over on Monday.....
16) There is a 45 lb house cat on Jimmy Kimmel. Isn't that pet abuse? Poor kitty!
17) I just got the ice cream out of the deep freeze and there were about 10 spoons under the carton. Teenagers!
OK, done. I'm empty. Thank you for reading my useless pondering. Come again!
Ta for now!
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006
B-Bye Poo Poo Brown!
This week we are on Spring Break so of course instead of basking in the sun somewhere, or visiting family we plan to reside the house. Yesterday we didn't get that much accomplished because we had to wait for the hardy plank, windows and other materials to be delivered. But at least the demolision has started. I'm really looking forward to the new windows since we are replacing the single pane for double pane, that should really help with the electric bill not to mention the new insulation in the walls.
DEMOLISION
Big G says "Hey there's that pan you lost a while back." We lost this pan YEARS ago. I accused Big G of using it to give the dog water (when we had a dog) and he swore that he didn't...Hmmm, I'm just leaving it at that.
Trash pile started, this thing is going to be massive by the time we are done. But the poo poo brown will finally be history. Of course you know I haven't decided what color to paint, but I'm leaning towards a color in the taupe family with cream trim. Whatever color I decide on I have to contend with the brick which has sort of a terricota color to it. No matter what color I paint, it will still be better than the poo poo brown.
This is the bad boy that I learned how to use today, holly smokes that thing is dangerous but if you have decking to do or framing of any kind, you want this bad boy instead of pounding on nails.
I'll post an update tomorrow.
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Sunday, March 05, 2006
Celebrating Women March 2006 Blog Pick of the Month!
I am Cat, aka Amomintheswamp. This is my life out of the swamps. Since Hurricane Katrina Pushed us back "HOME" to Kansas City where I was born and raised. Sit back and have a cup of java while you read about my rants and raves and bitching and moaning