Celebrating Women...for the Real World
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Tickle Tuesday
Since it ain't Friday yet, and it ain't Hump Day; it must be Tickle Tuesday!
Conversation in heaven... Two women meet in heaven
1st woman:Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there some- where that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-------we'd both still be alive!
And finally.......How to tell the sex of a bird
Posted by Sheri & SuZan ::
9:05 AM ::
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