Happy New Year everyone.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of ahouse that says: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when Iwas pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.
"The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wantsfor the dog.
"Ten bucks," the guy says.
."Ten dollars? This dog is amazing.
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
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Happy New Year everyone
The polls are still open and Friday will be the last full day to vote for Celebrating Women's 2006, Blog Pick of the Year. Just go over to our sidebar and exercise your right to vote! 
