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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 Tickle Tuesday....



It is no longer Monday, and it's not Humpday, it must be Tickle Tuesday. Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to make you smile and your week go a little smoother. Feel free to post a Tickle Tuesday on your blog and drop us a note so that we can come by and visit!

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95. Shopping Barbie for $19.95. Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for$19.95. Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 andall the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comeswith: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... one of Ken's Friends.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 Tickle Tuesday....and other stuff!

It's not Monday and it's not hump day so it must be Tickle Tuesday! This is our attempt to give you a smile and lighten your week. This weeks submission is funny no matter what side of the fence your on.



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THE OTHER STUFF...

Sheri is on another rampage and wants to stab people in the neck again. Work is getting to her and she might just stab an attorney in the neck.

I got drunk dialed this weekend and the ladies just cracked me up. They probably don't remember too much of the conversation so I figure I would elaborate on the subject.


Things to look forward to when your kids are older (high school):

  • More sleep (unless your waiting up for them to beat curfew)
  • More sex (because you can't afford to go out)
  • Empty pocketbook (especially their Senior year)
  • Empty refrigerator (they will eat you out of house and home)
  • You retire as a chauffeur :)
  • You cook less (because they will run up to Sonic and not eat your food)
  • Less laundry (they should do their own)
  • The house stays clean (they are never there)
  • You now develop selective hearing (they are always asking for money)
  • Your kids act more and more like adults
  • You act more and more like a kid
  • You can say "Get a job" and really mean it!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 Tickle Tuesday....and other stuff!


GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3 . 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6 Musical recliners.
7. Si mon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4 . An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts to ponder:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember !
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

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Advice for a teenager?

Need some advice here. My 16 year old daughter is not sure how to breakup with boyfriend. They are both 16 and they met almost exactly one year ago. Yes, I told her they were getting too serious too soon. Yes, I told her she is 16 and she should have "friends", not serious boyfriends. But, what do I know? I'm a MOM for Bob's sake. Anyway, there is someone else that is catching her interest. She has decided that I may not be that stupid after all. She is having a hard time getting rid of said boyfriend. She's done the "let's take a break" thing. Didn't work. She's done the "I never want to see you" thing. Didn't work.

Any great ideas as to give the guy the "heave ho"?

Sincerely,
Thelma

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Tickle Tuesday.....and other stuff.

Oh the world we live in...enjoy!


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The Random Stuff...
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Work has been crazy for me and I haven't been able to go visit all of our friend's blogs. I don't know what has happened but I thought it was going to be a calm year...N.O.T!
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How have my weeks been? Let me give you a little picture of what it has been like.
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Besides seeing all my kids, consulting with teachers, doing motor labs and (gross and fine), we have to attend annual ARDs (meetings to review and update goals for our kids). So here is the week:
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I have to not go to Monday's school because I have to go to Thursday's school for an ARD that was tabled last Wednesday that lasted hours and we have to finish up. I have to see a student at my Thursday school on Monday because of another ARD on Tuesday...then run to one of my Wednesday schools and meet with the Teacher because I was notified of the ARD for Tuesday, the day after the Staffing last Thursday.
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On Tuesday I go to two schools, but depending on how long the ARD from my Thursday school and then the ARD from my Wednesday school...now need to figure out how I'm going to make up time from both of my Tuesday schools.
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On Wednesdays I alternate between two schools in the am and on Wednesday afternoons we have an OT meeting with our Manager to update policies, discipline rules and regs and any house keeping that we need to know about (haven't been able to attend for three weeks). So which school do I go to? Hell, just flip a coin, point me in the direction and give me a push.
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On Thursday I'll go to Monday's school and then to Thursday's school for another ARD.
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On Friday I go to yet another school and if I can get done early I'll run over to one of my Tuesday schools.
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So this is what I have been living this school year... could you pass the margaritas please!?
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Sheri and I did go out to the new Garden Ridge and indulged in some "Retail Therapy" this past weekend, I needed that.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 Tickle Tuesday.....and other stuff.


Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower.
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Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower.
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Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.



Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower.
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Wash your face.
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Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair.
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Make a shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on her pillow.



If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and... woo-woo!!!

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The Other Stuff
As Sheri mentioned, we went to our kids' Homecoming game Friday night. They had us moms that have Senior football players hold the banner for the boys to run thru. After the kickoff, because there were so many of us I decided I would try and get a video of it after halftime. The funny part is the mom asking me what I'm doing.






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The boys are 6-0 now
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Go Bobcats!

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 Tickle Tuesday.....and other stuff.


Bet we can make you smile today!
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Cover the kiddo's eyes...
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See, we told you we would make you smile.


Is this motivation for keeping one's car clean or what?

The other stuff...if you can concentrate now :)


Mercedes had to go in and have surgery and she came out just fine. She had her "goodie box" taken out and they had to go back and remove a claw that was trying to grow back. You can tell when the pain meds kick in because she turns into a kitten and runs around the house then drops and purrs.




We don't shut Zeus up in the crate any more because he can unzip it; he loves it though and does sleep in it when we go to bed. But...here is what happens when someone leaves the bathroom door open at night when everyone is suppost to be sleeping:



We started making the mums for Homecoming; here is the battle ground:


Yes we had margaritas...it wasn't the most productive evening but it was fun!



The boys are still kicking butt as they are now 5-0. They are ranked #10 in Texas! Now if I can do something about the photographer and make me (opps) her stop shaking the damn camara when I (opps) she clicks...



Go Bobcats!

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